Where dreams go to die
in a fiery train wreck

I had a dream about a place where dreams go to die in a fiery train wreck… that dream is DegenFund.

In the dream there was no KYC, no “are you sure?”, and no adult supervision — just a glowing green money bag, a rocket mid-mistake, and a crowd of strangers yelling WAGMI while the chart did the opposite.

I woke up, checked my portfolio out of habit, and realized the dream had better risk management than I did. So I built the site anyway.

DegenFund is the anti-GoFundMe: not for bills, not for sob stories, not for getting back on your feet. It’s for people about to do something extremely unwise who want an audience — and preferably a tip jar — while the consequences unfold in 4K.

We don’t hold your bags. We don’t lecture you. We don’t have a compliance team large enough to stop you. Crypto tips go straight on-chain. Card tips go through Stripe. Outcomes may include: moon, rug, Vegas, denial, or a podcast about “lessons learned” that you will ignore.

If you’re looking for fiduciary duty, mutual funds, or a good night’s sleep, you’re lost. If you’re looking for a place to fund the next 0→100x (or 0) idea and livestream the emotional damage — welcome home.

Past performance is not indicative of future vibes. Most campaigns will lose money. Some will lose all of it. That’s not a bug. That’s the product roadmap.