DegenScore™ Inventory
The MMPI for people
who date candlesticks
45 items. 9 clinical scales. One validity scale for when you pretend you’re “just investing.” Results include a radar profile, elevations, a biting diagnosis, and a prognosis you will ignore.
Not a medical test. Not financial advice. Extremely judgmental. Answer honestly — or don’t, and watch the Lie scale snitch.
CH
Charts
How often the candlestick lives rent-free in your skull.
LL
Leverage
Appetite for borrowed conviction and liquidatable romance.
EA
Exits
Relationship to selling, stops, and the concept of ‘enough.’
HP
Hopium
Industrial-grade narrative generation under drawdown.
SF
Sleep
Circadian sabotage courtesy of Asia open.
RG
Social
Susceptibility to timeline pathogens and alpha from strangers.
~6–10 minutes · 9 pages · zero dignity preserved